Funny story number 1: I was at the yarn store (no big surprise there) and I mentioned that we were in the process of adopting a baby. The woman behind the counter asked “What Kind”. Me “DuHHH HUMAN” I said snarkaly. She kind of looked embarrassed- so I laughed and told her the whole story.
Funny story number 2: I was a bitch to my mom today. Not a major bitch- but yeah she is always hot and I am always cold so I was being kind of bitchy about her turning the heat on IN MAY. Andy said “Stop being a bitch to your mom”. I apologized (like a grumpy 12 year old). Mom said “Oh don’t worry- your is coming VERY soon”
And finally- My Auntie Barbie is the funniest person on the planet and she referred to our baby as a Beachtheopian. That made me laugh. If you don’t kn0w- Andy’s last name is Beach. Our baby is going to be a baby Beach (not Weisman sniff sniff)/